This weather--has Oregon weather become like Oregon residents?
"I don't know what I want to do! Do I want to rage through here and
bring 100 mph winds and blow leaves and limbs everywhere? Do I want to
be politically correct and blow up to an intersection and hem and haw
and not insult the other winds and wait until someone motions me to blow
through so I don't look like I actually WANT to blow through? Do I
blow over and rain on conservatives to appease the flaming libs? Or do I
want to blow over and rain on libs and make the conservatives happy?
Do I want to unleash total destruction and cause the state government to
spend tax payer dollars on something besides the failed Cover Oregon
plan and giving illegal aliens driver permits, or do I just blow ENOUGH
destruction so that all those horrible, piggish Obama haters have to
leave the comfort of their homes and go rake leaves out of their
neighbors yards?
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, what do I do?
Decisions, decisions, decisions! (Much swirling around in place of
hand-wringing....)
In the end I think I'll just gust up like I
mean business and then act like an impotent ass and just blow a lot of
stuff around. Oh, to be a storm in Oregon......."
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